One afternoon, two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking and sucking back a few beers. After a while the first fellow said to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer on Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she go pregnant and had a baby...would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he said, "Well I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."

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