Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Sarah told her grandmother that two people nearrly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.. It was just the right time, nice and slow and even....nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."
She paused, to wipe away a tear and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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