This is why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 thimes. I was really proud of myself to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos which equals midnight!
The next night my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him midnight. He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew, got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh Shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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