A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "ME TOO! I didn't know we had a choice."

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