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Carolynne. Female. 20. July 10. Actress. Engaged To 
Ever Wonder..
- Why the sun lightens your hair but darkens your skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why you don't ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?
- Why abbreviated is such a long word?
- Why doctors call what they do "practice?"
- Why you have to click on "start" to stop windows 98?
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
- Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
- Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor?
- Why Noah didn't swat those 2 misquitoes?
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?
- Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
- Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
- Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposites of pro is congress the opposite of progress?
- Why they call the airport the "terminal" if flying is so safe?