The 'F' Word
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered ****ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th -"You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so ****ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th -"Where the **** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any ****ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the **** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in the head." - JFK, 1963

And, the number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

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