Good: Your husband and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your sun studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: You come home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Ugly: You have to wait.

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