Highway Employee
A cocky Ministry of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told that farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the Provincial Government to go where I want. See this car? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Ministry of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"
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