To steal ideas from one is plagerism to steal from many is reaserch

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstien

I don't have anything against work, I just figure why deprive somebody who really loves it.

Why computers should be considered masculine: They have a lot of data but still are clueless. They are suposed to help you solve your problems but half the time they are the problem. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better one.

Why computers should be considered feminine: No one but their creator understands their internal logic. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retreival. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories f or it.

No job is to simple it can't be done wrong.

Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance.

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