A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Yah now sumptin' womaan, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station...

• Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
• Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
• Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

From now on womaan...

• When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
• When I say bell 2, I want you to jump on de bed.
• When I say bell 3, we's gonna mek love all tru de night gal."

The next night, he came home and shouted....

• "Bell 1" and the wife stripped naked.
• "Bell 2" and she jumped onto the bed.
• "Bell 3" and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell 4!!"
"WOMAAN! What de hell is bell 4?" he asked. She replied, "Roll out MORE hose, maan, you ain't NOWHERE near de fire!!!"

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