In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a sears hairdryer: do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: you could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of dial soap: directions: use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners: serving suggestion: defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): do not turn upside down.

On Mark's and Spencer bread pudding: product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: do not iron cloths on body.

On Boot's children cough Medicine: do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine.

On Nytol sleep aid: warning may cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights; for indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: not to be used for the other use.

On a Sainsbury's peanuts: warning contains nuts. (Talk about news flash).

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.

On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

On a package of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

On curling iron instructions: Do not put into eyes.

On a Swedish chainsaw: do no attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

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