A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. At once, she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must have been a mistake. He thought that she probably meant 2.5 gallons, not 25. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my breasts. I can always just splash it on my face."

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