There is a new diet that was discovered in Newfoundland!!

A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered diet.
"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two more weeks...The next time I see you, you should have lost 5 pounds."
When the Newfie returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Newfie nodded and said, "I'll tell yah though, by Jeasuz, I thought I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" the doctor asked. The Newfie answered, "NO! FROM THE FRIGGIN SKIPPIN!!"

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