An old man is sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walks up to the bench and sits down. He has spiked hair in all colors: green, red, orange, yellow, and purple. The old man just stares. The young man says sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replies, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my son."

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