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Carolynne. Female. 20. July 10. Actress. Engaged To 
Mixed Proverbs
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- You can't have everything, where would you put it?
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.