We went to a breakfast restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for NOT taking the eggs??" my wife asked.
"Yes..."
"I'll take the special then."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home!

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