Bob and his wife live in Wisconsin. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street so that the snowplow can get through." Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inces of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so that the snowplow can get through." So Bob's wife goes out and moves the car again.

The next week they are having breakfast, when, again, the radio announcers says, "We are expecting 8-10 inces of snow today. You must park...." Just then, the electric power goes out. Bob's wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face, she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I park on so that the snowplow can get through?"

With the love and understanding exhibited by all men who are married to blondes, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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