Thoughts
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- It isn't the jeans that mek your butt look fat.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the spped of checks.
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