A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but she couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full o fhug red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomatoe garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well the woman was so impressed that she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomatoe garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No," she replied, "But my cucumbers are enormous!!"

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