Some of these are quite funny and I have tricked ALOT of people with them!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All of them

Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
$1,990.00 is one more dollar than $1,989.00

Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?
Penguins live in the Antarctic, not the Arctic

Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
You can't take pictures with a wooden leg

How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Once. Once you subtract 5, you no longer have 2

Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
They weigh the same-a pound is a pound.

What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use, don't know it?
A coffin

A man rides into a town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?
The horse was named Sunday

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?
Johnny

On what side of the cup does the handle belong?
The outside

You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter?
A hole

What is is that you will break when you call it by name?
Silence

A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, wearing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible?
She is bald

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Second

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Nothing, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

NO CALCULATOR: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

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