I wrote this parody for school in Grade 9 and I thought that I would post it here :) It goes to the tune of Twas The Night Before Christmas.

Twas the night before school, and all through the train,
Not a wizard was sad, they could not complain;
On their way to Hogwarts, the best wizarding school,
Its really too bad there wasnt a pool.
Dumbledore in his office, and Snape in his Dungeon,
Its really a shame, Snape was such a curmudgeon.
Lockhart was preening himself in the mirror,
When Peeves, the poltergeist, could not help but sneer.
Hagrid, the kind, gentle, giant, he had a big heart,
But he was so bad at cooking, he tried a la carte.
Going to Hogwarts allowed Harry piece of mind,
He was able to leave the muggles behind.
Ron and Hermione were Harrys best friends,
They would be with him forever without dividends.
No matter how scary the adventure was penned,
Harry, Ron and Hermione were such a good blend.
Draco Malfoy, of Slytherin was their enemy,
Harry wished he could keep him under lock and key.
Norbert, the dragon, was a fire-breathing sight,
Harry took him to the tower upon midnight.
Into the flying car went Harry and Ron,
Many problems they had, they were so woebegone;
They landed with a crash in the womping willow,
It hurt very much, they had wished for a pillow.
Harry with his lighting scar on his forehead,
Voldemort caused it, on Harrys parents deathbed.
Myrtle, the ghost, lived in the second floor washroom,
She was always the owner of much doom and gloom.
Harry Potter on his broomstick, was nobodys fool,
For he went to Hogwarts, the wizarding school.

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